Expectation vs. Reality.
sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality:
That awesome moment when you can read your best...
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
e-n-o: *shy but actually a sex freak*
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hanthelion: OMG… We’ve found a bucket of kittens!!!